10 tricks for communicating with children

1. Instead of annoyed: “Let’s go soon, how long to wait for you!”
Command: “To the start, attention … march! Let’s run!”

2. Instead of threatening: “Eat, otherwise you will not get dessert.”
Please: “After this tiny cutlet disappears, something delicious will fly to you.”

3. Instead of being rude: “Clean up after yourself”
Say in a dreamy voice: “Now, if you were a magician, and could conjure order on the table …”

4. Instead of angry: “Don’t interfere!”
Say: “Go play a little yourself. And when I’m free, we’ll have a mini party.”

5. Instead of being dissatisfied: “Don’t be naughty, a pirate T-shirt is in the wash, put on the one that is.”
Reconcile with trouble: “Look, here is a relative of your pirate T-shirt. Let’s wear it?”

6. Instead of rhetorical: “Finally, you will go to bed!”
Ask: “Show you a tricky way to cover yourself with a blanket?”

7. Instead of evil: “Do you want it in the ass?”
Let off steam: “I wonder who I’m going to tear off their ears and soap their necks now?”

8. Instead of the powerless: “So that I don’t want to hear any”
Suddenly shout: “Oh, look, the whim has come running. Catch, catch him so that he doesn’t spoil our mood!”

9. Instead of boring: “How many times to repeat”
Say in a mysterious whisper: “One-two-three, I am passing on secret information … Repeat as you heard.”

10. Instead of a mentor: “Have you washed your hands?”
Offer: “I bet that black water will flow from your hands?”